Tuesday, the show of secrets

What the fuck is up with the people commenting on our blog? Sorry, that's no way to start this entry.

I have to be quick so I'll just say this: I was weeping 3 minutes in. THREE minutes! New record? Probably not. I had never seen this Laveranues Coles before, but apparently all it takes to win my heart is a gorgeous professional football player who was raped by his stepfather. He had me at, "He molested me at gunpoint." How adorably sweet was this man? Sure the therapist went on too long but I was sobbing throughout her 10 minute speech about how he is a real man. "You are a REAL man. A REAL man. A real man!" He said he never been married because of his trust issues. If this man is not at the alter within the next week there is something wrong with my gender. Single ladies please find Laveranues (he'll tell you how to pronounce it, he's like that) commit to him and tell him that you will never leave him or hurt him. No matter what he says, he really does want to be with you! It's his trust issues that keep him from knowing it.

I'm already in therapy so don't worry about me.